KFC News

Friday night Hannah and Charity Miller, Margaret Brown, and Eliza, Catherine, Susannah and I all had a wonderful time at my house. We went riding together and made a movie. We did a talkshow on the effects that cowtipping has on global warming and Margaret was an amazing KFC news anchor and Hannah was Bob, the man who assured us that cowtipping really does have an effect on the warming of the globe. Catherine was the professional cowtipper who was wondering were all the heat and energy that went into tipping a cow went. She decided that it must be global warming. Then we did a commercial about the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious network...the song goes "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, even though the sound of it is something quite atrosicous! You will never drop a call from someone whos precocious! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!! Its the network! We also did a commercial about the movie Oklahoma and Eliza tried to do the part of the saleswoman but after messing up about 4 times she finally cracked and Hannah took over. Hannah only messed up once when she couldn't remember what her promotional line was. lol Then KFC news returned to discuss the origin of rednecks. Bob let us know that when he thought of rednecks he thought of something earthy, sometimes muddy, with a beatup pickup truck full of garbage and a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Eliza was Geraldine, the rednecker who kept her Christmas lights on her front porch all year long and who had a plow in the middle of her front yard with cute little bunny rabbits all over it. :) We had to do that scene over about five times because Margaret couldn't stop laughing. When we finally decided to do it only once more she still laughed when she introduced Geraldine. Next time we get together we are gonna do The Phantom of the Opera. That should be funny. until next time